man boobs

A wrestler who just got added to the WWE roster recently, goes by the alias Big Daddy V.

"Damn - that fuckers got bigger tits than Tera Patrick"
"Yeah, he calls himself Big Daddy V and wins most of his matches by sitting on people. He's got the biggest set of man boobs I've ever seen. They should make him wear a bra, not those stupid suspenders"

Any massively fat cuntox, who is so fat they've grown tits, but unfortunately for all the BBW websites, they were born A MAN!!

by kissmyshiny October 21, 2007

Boobsicles

When ones nipples are so cold that they protrude from the chest so far said nipples become visible via a slim fitting top.

Girl 1: "OMG it's so cold today!"
Girl 2: "No kidding, I can see your Boobsicles"

by Wolfie_Chick October 2, 2011

pizza boobs

Round flat breasts reminiscent of a large cheese pizza with a pepperoni in the middle.

also

Round flat breast with multiple nipples.

Domino's is having a pizza boobs special, "two for tuesdays!"
My friend had pizza boobs and when she lactated it just went EVERYWHERE!
Check out my pizza boob implants, they were $12 for a large.
God my "hooters" are pie like.
NO! You can't have a slice of my pizza boobs.....ok fine.

by Caitlin Raftery July 2, 2006

boobs

Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.

Damn, this boob is awesome! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome.

Boobs make the world go round.

by osmo512 April 21, 2009

boobs

God's most lovely creation.

Boobs are nice...like boobs!

by Stratta May 13, 2003

soccer boobs

The smaller than normal boobs one finds on "sporty" girls who usually play soccer or swim (usually between a size A and B cup). They are not so small as to be unnoticed, but not large enough to be an asset.

Kim's soccer boobs are kind of cute, but her eyes are her best asset.

by Tom Fool August 14, 2007

boobsexual

someone obsessed with boobs

or, a girl who is straight but likes touching other girls' boobs.

sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
mike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
michelle: your boobs are awesome! can i squeeze them? i'm boobsexual!

by mcballer5 March 5, 2009