Billy Bollocks

When you are being told a down right lie.

That's a right old load of Billy Bollocks!

by J D May 9, 2003

Houdini bollock

The phenomenon in which one of your testicles disappears up into your anatomy.

"I was having sex with my missus on the chair and my testicle got scared and went houdini bollock on me."

by Houdinibollocksufferer January 20, 2010

bag of bollocks

something unsatisfactory. See also bag of shit

That car is a right bag of bollocks

by Miss Mish November 3, 2007

Soppy Bollocks

Someone who displays the behaviour or characteristics of Matthew Leonard or Kyle Willman

Matt, aka Soppy bollocks

by dardyarty November 1, 2019

Buggery Bollocks

General adjective to express dismay

Buggery Bollocks! I've just sat in a puddle and now my trousers are soaked...

by fitz_foxhunter September 8, 2008

bollock face

Is a man or a woman who has big cheeks on their face. It can normally look like the person in question has a cock for a nose and a pair of bollocks for cheeks!

Hey bollock face, stop pointing that cock at me!!!!

by Adrian Price June 9, 2007

Busy Bollocks

Adjective used to describe a person who can't keep their mouth shut or their nose out of other people's business.

Staff could tell Alex Caley was a busy bollocks from the moment she joined the company.

by TheEverlasting August 25, 2008