blister man

i fucking retard. who picks this name on fortnite you dumb fuck.

blister man is a fucking bum boo

by javon smith June 17, 2023

Blinker Bliss

The few short seconds of excitement when one's turning signal is in time with the car in front of you. Often short lived and followed with predictable dissapointment because not two blinkers are the same.

Oswald: Yo dude our turning signal is matched up with the minivan in front of us. Sweet.

Dartanian: Enjoy the Blinker Bliss while you can my friend it doesn't last long

by french dressing December 20, 2009

Texas Blister

Blistering of the penis resulting from excessive masturbation.

I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.

by Say no to Texas Blister December 7, 2012

bleacher blister

An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.

Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!

Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!

by Junior Samples the Sixth December 16, 2014

PENIS BLISTER

A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.

I popped my penis blisters, and they are definitely infected.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

Jizz Blister

When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.

by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021

“Too blissed to be dissed”

The state beyond blessed, where your life is so blissful that yuh haters can’t even diss you.

As a statement I am “Too blissed to be dissed”
Or with the use of we, you or they are too blissed to be dissed

by Kwan di dun November 16, 2021