BLOBERBOB

Bob the builders cousin but is homosexual cousin who he fucked (incest) (Bob x Bob)

"We had a good time last night we did some good bloberbobbing" said bob the builder

by Bob The Builder123 gay April 18, 2023

Non-bioredatable

A word to describe someone you are unable to date again.... ever. There is no way in hell you will ever subject yourself to this person intimately again in your life.

"I went on a date with my high school sweetheart last night....she was missing a tooth and kept talking about her extensive Troll doll collection. She is definitely non-bioredatable"

Antonym: Bioredatable

by Sally Straightshooter January 27, 2010

awful bloke

An absolutely contemptible human being, who has long ago crossed the fine line between being a decent lad and being a despicable human being. Known for doing horrific things to other people, especially under the influence of alcohol.

"Jon Strang is an awful bloke - I mean, it's all fair to get horrendously wrecked, but shitting on half the doorsteps in Chelsea and abusing complete strangers on a bus takes it too far."

by nyucollij June 20, 2012

Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016

Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016

Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

decent bloke

That cunt who always fucks shit up.

That Luca guy is a decent bloke.

by spoontongue October 4, 2017