The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.
by Mattimus Van January 22, 2010
by Sylocat October 17, 2007
A girl who dyes her hair blonde.
ie. She's blonde up in the air, but her black box gives away the truth.
ie. She's blonde up in the air, but her black box gives away the truth.
Half of california.
by PostPunk April 18, 2003
A combination of cannabis and yarrow flower, the latter of which is commonly used as a diaretic, anti inflammatory, and for smoking cessation.
Person 1: I didn't cough as much smoking this time.
Person 2: It's probably because of the blonde roast.
Person 2: It's probably because of the blonde roast.
by blondroast March 27, 2017
He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.
Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist
by strawberryseeds March 31, 2015
by fake blonde hater February 11, 2022
A girl that wears a “modernized” cowgirl aesthetic, has bright blue eyes, the worst spray tan you’ve ever seen, and blonde hair that’s usually curled with a cowboy hat on top.
by Anonymous6942000 June 27, 2022