bleachscoped

when you ban a kid off of your discord server, or when you trickshot a noob kid

tyrone: ay bruh what happened to tony??
owner: i bleachscoped that retard

by monkeey April 20, 2019

Bleach

1. chemicals which remove color, whiten or disinfect, often via oxidation.
2. slang term used to describe shooting/covering a person or object with semen.

1A The growth came back quickly even after a defrost and bleach cleaning.
1B The bucket is full of bleach solution for scrubbing equipment and floors.

2A. Your anus is not the chosen one, it shall not be bleached today.
2B. (sees a girl w/ big booty) Oh man, I'd just love to tear those pants off and bleach that asshole.

by Sentrik September 21, 2013

bliatch

what black people use to wash their clothes

hey nigga, pass me some bliatch

by Mike July 3, 2003

eye bleach

term used when you see a film that's so terrible, the only logical thing to do is pour bleach in your eyes in the hopes that it will cleanse your corneas.

"Gigli" was such a terrible movie, I needed buckets of eye bleach after leaving the theater.

by cpshelley September 3, 2006

Bletch

1. A quality synonymous with that of barf.

2. Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

3. Appropriate reaction to a person that totally sucks in every way.

"Who has been text messaging you all night?"
"This skeezy tramp I've been banging in exchange for meth scabs"
"OMG...Bletch!"

"Who is coming over?"
"Probably just Emily"
"...Bletch"

by juliscious6969 June 9, 2009

bleach taste tester

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

Guy 1: Hey bro im thinkin of becoming a bleach taste tester!
Guy 2: Nahh don't it pays like shit.
Guy 1: But i get free bleach!
Guy 2: Sure ya do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Soupeh, Master Of Soup May 23, 2016

bleach dick

A term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one's own genitals. Alternately used to imply sex with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various STDs upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.

Guy 1: "Mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? She was all over everyone the whole time"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"

Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"

Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"

Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."

Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"

by shenoah May 25, 2016