Alabama blaster

When you ejaculate on your sister from 2 feet away

Dude I totally used the Alabama blaster last night

by The real Madeline McCann June 13, 2019

blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

by Your black mom July 20, 2009

Mud Blaster

When a guy is having anal sex, and the girl shits diarrhea during the middle of it.

He had to clean up majorly after she gave him the mud blaster.

by Cotty2Hottie April 3, 2009

Sour Cherry Blasters

An artificially flavoured candy thatis made to taste like cherries. For those who are not used to sour things, they can be quite a shock to the tastebuds.

Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavours & Colours.

HOLY SHIZNIT! These sour cherry blasters are fuckin amazing! Lets go to the store and buy another pack

by CherryGal July 25, 2008

double master blaster

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe

i love the double master blasters

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Blasted On

Getting owned in the face. Being shown you are inferior by way of domination or ownage. Owning someone and being political at the same time. Swinging your cock around over your head at someone.

I blasted on this guy at work. I just blasted on a guy in an e-mail. Blasted on SON! Jason H. Just got Blasted on!

by SpRoUsA March 19, 2008

hershey blaster

When you have a cum in a girls ass

I want to hershey blaster her

by Lojan December 3, 2006