borke

a misspelled form of the word broke.

I just borked your girlfriend, bitch.

by David Hasslehoff June 23, 2005

borkeny

a big dump of waste from the body

i went to the bathroom and had a borkeny

by funnyfaceface January 13, 2009

blorking

Blogging for work, or work related blogging.

Sam is busy blorking for the company website.

by pid_bds February 9, 2009

Bork

Bork
Verb;
To repeatedly overthink or under think a conversation or situation far above and beyond a simple screw up. Commonly achieved by saying something or doing something really stupid.

I totally borked last night when I asked my roomate if it was possible for him to physically beat my dick off.

by Call me Cal September 23, 2019

Flapping Borker

Very loose, large vagina with flappy labia that makes questionable sounds during intercourse.

It's 5 am. She's the only one left in the club. You're desperate so you decide to bite the bullet. When you get home and get frisky, you fell an entire pastrami sandwich down there. Yup, she's got one of them flapping borkers.

by elktw January 19, 2019

bjork

Singer who strings together random sentences and sings them in an incredibly irritating high pitched fashion. She is also from Iceland.

These could be Bjork lyrics : As I climb the yellow love, no one falls through paper in lightning wolves.

by Bjork July 1, 2004

bjork

Verb: To burp, fart, piss, shit, throw up, and have a baby all at the same time.

I'm so bloated I feel like I could bjork.

by pia April 28, 2006