Crunchy Beats

music used to amp up a lame party, or blast the party atmosphere through the roof.

man: Hey DJ, this party needs a boost, hit these bitches with some crunchy beats.

by Sober_J_Bone March 18, 2011

BEETS

A term Massapequa students use as a practical joke towards one another. Inducing online trauma and remorse. The shame of being "BEETS" 'd promotes social dismay and depression.

Yo man, I left my facebook up for one second and I got "BEETS" -Sir Sweeps

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. -Bass

by Randell J August 31, 2010

Negro Beats

The name of every CD I burn containing rap on it, followed by the volume. For example, the third hip-hop CD I ever burned was "Negro Beats vol. 3"

"Hey man, pop in Negro Beats vol. 5"

"I only have volume 9 in here man."

"Damn, that sucks. I wish rap wasn't only good for hit songs that lasted about 5 days, that way you wouldn't go through CD's so fast"

by E-ThugNasty January 16, 2008

beats his meat

Fast up and down motion of the hand while grasping the male genitalia.

This guy likes to smoke a bowl after he beats his meat.

by Greenguy420 February 4, 2015

Beets of the Southern Wild Burger

A burger that comes with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Dr Dre's Beats

Overpriced crappy plastic headphones. Cost more than $500 yet sound worse than the $100 equivalent. Generally worn by hipsters as a "status symbol" although audiophiles generally laugh at them due to their idiocy. Thought by many to be "the best headphones ever" (Google it!), but they're idiots. Tend to snap in half after about half an hour's use, or stolen by a hipster or #swag #yolo person etc. Frequently copied (badly) by Mr. C. Kwan-Gok-Zhao from China, for the purposes of giving the hipsters the same sound and build quality for $300 less.

"Look at that tool wearing his Dr Dre's Beats, he could have bought some good headphones like sennheisers/B&Ws/Marshalls etc, I bet he thinks they're the best headphones in the world"

by Not the post youre looking for July 15, 2013

Betsan

Made in Wales. Betsan is a strange creature who enjoys her drink. In its natural habitat it enjoys eating macdonalds, potato wedges and bacon with beetroot.

your such a betsan

by jesbec October 6, 2012