beethoven

The best composer this world has ever seen, or will ever see again, save for Mozart.

It doesn't get much better than Beethoven's 9th.

by Vyryn May 26, 2004

berthole

what one rams his bertramrod into.

bertram: hey can i borow your berthole?
sean: no

by Bob Mcfuckpants July 31, 2007

The Beethoven

When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.

Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven

by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014

Todds and Berthas

A howardism (see Howardlife) for Gods and Earths, as used by the 5 percenters, i.e. the Nation of Gods and Earths.

Todd 1: Peace Todd.
Todd 2: Peace Todd, who that?
Todd 1: Its the Todd, Todd, what?
Todd 2: Howardlife, whats the deal with your Bertha?
Todd 1: Real Freds know the Neal. Peace to the Todds and Berthas. Juan!

by The Todd Father October 7, 2008

bergh

As in da baddezt mofo aound dis blok da hans da guust he be poppin caps an gittin iz beaker freak wit a lizzi. ly duwn sum da hottezt traks ta eva hit da streetz. reppin fo all iz jangsta in bizelham. mad gattcha fo all di homiz

The other day I was taking a stroll when I happened upon the Bergh reading Proust in a peacful grove.

by Grumpy Samuel The III January 26, 2005

bertha

a massive 3 litre bottle of cider. usually consumed before gigs and other large sessions of heavy drinkin.

Ste - "you coming down the fally tonite to dance with some goths"

Jim - "yeah man im getting a bertha, do you want one?"

Ste - "fucking right eastbourne style!"

by codeye September 21, 2007

bertha

this word was created in 1972 by a biker from kings lynn, norfolk to describe BIIIIGGGG WOMEN. so now you know where it came from too. he's quite proud of it too.

that bertha thinks she can fit in a size 20?!!!!!!!!!

by rhiannon smart February 14, 2005