Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

by hardboi February 3, 2020

Bernard

A Rolled Up Cigarette

Wanna go out for a bernard bruv

by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020

Bernard

Tall handsome male that loves, dreams ,doesn't wait for your approval,listen ,laughs and everything you wish for commonly wear glasses for some reason but a thing to them is that they don't open to everyone , they deny and can atimes be driven by lust, commonly cold which unknowing to them can hurt a lot

Girl:gosh who is that beautiful man??
Another girl:that's Bernard, the literal Hardin Scott of the novels

by kaylaa&evo June 17, 2020

Bernardo

A guy with strapping muscles, sexy but has an old man name and awful sense of humour.

Bruh whoever this old man bernardo is, he just sent the worst meme in the group chat.

by Ringbeller August 12, 2020

bernardo

A big guy with a wonderful hart that really likes dick he gets most of the girls but only the ugly one

ay sup cuh you a bit of a bernardo

by JJJAJAJA November 9, 2020

Bernard Geffen

A man who is awesome in every way. Very strong and smart.

Bernard Geffen lifts a car* Bernard: Thats nothing.

by eeeee-MAN April 30, 2021

Bernardo

Moans in everybody's ear at school, especially the gorls. Hates anime but loves hentai. Head is twice the size of body. Brazillian joints. Has no neck. Hisses and screams at people. What dat Bernardo doing?

"Why is Bernardo's arm bent 180 degrees into his ass???"
"Oh he's just brazillian"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021