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Bed Buddy

1. Your friend who you find attractive enough to sleep with yet refuse to date for some reason or another. See friend with benefits.

2. Ex-Girlfriend/Boyfriend who still shares your sleeping space.
1. Hey babe, I'm cold. You gonna be my bed buddy tonight?

2. Yeh Jack, I haven't been sleeping well. My fucking bed buddy has been stealing my covers, stupid twat.
by JJB-Semli March 17, 2008
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bed presser

A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.
I hear king Henri was quite the bed presser.
by Dauntless December 25, 2005
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Bed up

Amanda: I'm tired. I'm gonna go bed up now.

John: Okay. Night night!
by Jasian66x December 16, 2008
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Bed Friend

A friend you get to have sex with, a sexual friend, bootiecall
I'll be your new BF, I make an awesome bed friend<3
by BedFriend October 12, 2009
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Bed Browsing

Similar to Web Browsing, but done from the comfort of your bed.
What you up to?

'Just doing a spot of bed browsing'
by Walters13 August 24, 2012
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Bed Jumping

Bed Jumping is when more often then men, a woman divorces there husband and under the next two hours are in another person's bed's knocking boots(sex) and then the cycle is repeated as long as possible. The person bed Jumping is also referred to as a Bed jumper(Slut)/(prostitute). Along with Bed Jumping the word Bed stalling describes a Bed jumper who only stay's with that partner because they comfort her with loads of money.
Bed Jumping :
Guy 1: You heard about sussie?
Guy 2: Na what's she done now?
Guy 1: She Divorced Jimmy and in the next hour she and Johnny wear performing magic together in his house.
Guy 2: That girl's bed Jumping like she's in DFS!

Bed Stalling :
Guy 1: I heard sussie is sticking with this new guy Kyle
Guy 2: Have you seen his mission and how many car's he has?
Guy 1: That's why she is bed stalling then...
by The Shizzles November 16, 2013
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bed license

The strip of pubic that grows from the belly button to the genitals. When grown out fully it is said that one can have sex for the first time.
I'm 13 and already got my bed license now I can finally have sex with my girlfriend.
by Absurd whale December 15, 2016
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