A style-less style of beard. Comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. Most likely found on hobos also.
by The Buhjohnston February 20, 2005
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Get the beamer benz or bentley mug.A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.
Do you have a scrotum beard?
Do you have a scrotum beard?
My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016
Get the scrotum beard mug.1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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1. A special attack that was originally used by Piccolo in "Dragon Balls Z", it is an attack where a beam is shot from the index and the middle finger and shoots in an straight motion. When shot, you must say "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" and aim your index and middle finger tawords the target.
1. A special attack that was originally used by Piccolo in "Dragon Balls Z", it is an attack where a beam is shot from the index and the middle finger and shoots in an straight motion. When shot, you must say "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" and aim your index and middle finger tawords the target.
by SolidSnake123 December 6, 2009
Get the Special Beam Cannon mug.When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.
Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.
Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.
Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?
Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.
Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?
Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009
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