Batman Syndrome

Not being able to turn your head without turning your upper torso, as a result from neck injuries.

I got whiplash from the car accident, and now I am suffering from Batman Syndrome!

by pooot March 9, 2009

Batmaning

Batmaning or to Batman someone is the act of talking to them for an extended amount of time. When or if they turn the opposite direction, mid-conversation, you slip away un-noticed and un-detected. This is the elusive art of...BATMAN(ing)

Batmanee: "So I was looking up pictures of cats the other day, and the weirdest thing happened..."
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"

by SUPERMANWANNABE January 28, 2014

Batman

The devil in disguise since he has ears that look like horns. He's a super hero of half man,half god...... but has no actual superpowers.
Hes Jesus Christ meant to save the world from the Joker ( which is Joe Biden as his name starts with the letter J) and the tyrannical government of the New World Order created by the makers of the internet and founders of social media (Mark Zuckerberg for ex. ) The world is a stage show and a fake reality, and batman gets famous to set the world free once and for all.

Batman wears a mask to conceal his identity because of the world possibly making fun of him for going out of his way to be such a hero.

Don't be batman.... don't be a hero....

Lot of times they sacrifice their sex lives just to save the world. Blood sacrifices are a real thing to change the status quo, something that can get you killed or nailed to the cross

by the_fruitarian April 28, 2022

Batman

The perfect example of sanity.

I'm Batman, not crazy.

by purewolfblood May 27, 2009

batman

batman : verb = to get someone in a first person shooter, like halo or counterstrike, by quickly yet carefully landing on top or next to them FROM UP ABOVE (like batman would) and killing them in one shot/kill , or a maximum of two seconds. It has to be done quickly, becuase batman gets kids like that.

"I just batmaned the $*#! out of that guy with my energy sword, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING!!!!"

by steve maytags and kevin quigles January 14, 2006

I am Batman

1. You are about to kill, annialite, pwn, rape, destroy, or first-go-dirty-hoe whoever you said this to
2. You are the Batman

1. Fuck you and your couch I am Batman
2. I am Batman

by crazybitcheseatingbitches January 8, 2009

I'm Batman syndrome

When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.

"Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"

by conman4618 October 31, 2014