batman card

Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.

My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.

by DutchWollf August 12, 2015

Batman bin Suparman

Batman bin Suparman is a 23-year old Javanese man who has a freaking awesome name. If you don't think it's awesome, then you must be EXTREMELY delusional. Unfortunately for him, he was arrested and imprisoned in Singapore for attempt of robbery.

Jeffy: Have you heard of Batman bin Suparman?
Mario: I don't like his name.
Jeffy: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?!

by BleachedSpaghettiYT October 16, 2017

Batman

A crime fighting rich boy, that beats the ever loving shit out of mentally ill people in dark always.

Batman beat the shit out of my drug addict brother last knight!

by Hob Nobben October 22, 2019

Batman: Arkham Knight

A Severely Underrated Game Made by Rocksteady Game Studios

"Jeez, I hated the tank battles in Batman: Arkham Knight so much, man."
"Shut up, no one asked"

by GThei March 21, 2021

Batman Syndrome

Batman syndrome is a rare but life threatening illness caused by a series of traumatic events which turns an individual into Batman regardless of their sex. It's most common in men but it is definitely possible for women to get Batman syndrome if they are drove to a certain level of insanity.

"Why are you acting so serious today dude?"
"I am vengeance"
"Ohh you must have Batman Syndrome"

by SigmaTherapist December 20, 2022

Batmond

A Leemond in his crime-fighting guise. Usually accompanied by MONKEH

"Who's that slim sexymenz running down the street?"

'It's teh Batmond ya?'

"oh ya.".

by Sly Bre March 31, 2008

Batman'ing

(verb) to leave a chatroom unexpectedly with out announcing it to others

Chatter 1: Hello?
Chatter 2: Hi!
Chatter 2: ...
Chatter 2: Goddamnit! Stop Batman'ing on me!

by Sallyandthestars September 13, 2009