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Pudding bath

Carla bring me a towel, I’ve got diarrhea and now I’m in a pudding bath
by Wordsword May 27, 2019
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Salsa Bath

Noun, Verb, Adjective, etc.

Widely usable and applicable, the term Salsa Bath has not but one definition, but rather, defines itself based on contextual implications.

More specifically, salsa bath is an expression of shock, dismay, disbelief, excitement, horror, disgust, interest, boredom, exhaustion, enthusiasm, enlightenment, animosity, arousal, beguilement, satisfaction, outrage, and/or commitment.

This list could continue into infinity, as various uses of the term present themselves in the contextually relevant metaverse.
"I got a real salsa bath at the book store this semester."

"That concert last night was one hell of a salsa bath!"

"Dude, have you seen her in a bathing suit? Salsa bath!!"

"That guy is a total jerk; his whole life is one big salsa bath."

"Took a shower this morning... salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Want to come to the Devo concert tonight?"
Person 2: "Can't, have to work until 3 am."
Person 1: "Ahh, salsa bath."

"I can't believe the NDAA, what a salsa bath!"

"The Occupy Movement took a real salsa bath this winter."

Person 1: "Dude, I'm actually going to fill a claw-foot tub with Pace Picante this weekend and take a fucking salsa bath!"
Person 2: "Alright, salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Did you hear? The federal government now has the power to incarcerate any individual indefinitely without trial."
Person 2: "Salsa... Bath..."

"My English class this semester is a real salsa bath."

"I'm thinking about coming by your studio and checking out your little salsa bath project."

Person 1: "Dude, this place wreaks of milk soda."
Person 2: "Salsa bath?"

"Last night I finally got lucky with Tiffany... Salsa bath."

Person 1: "Dude, Frank slept with my girlfriend, Tiffany!"
Person 2: "Aww man, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's gonna get a fucking salsa bath to the face next time I see him."

Buddha: "A jug fills drop by drop."
Disciple: "Salsa Bath."

"Sometimes life just seems like one salsa bath after another."

"The federal government is just one, big salsa bath."
by Triivlerackasaurus Rex February 7, 2012
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herbal bath

managerie - to take a bath with an abundance of scented oils, candles, and other aromatherapeudicly stimulating items. Also accompanied by flogging the dolphin and Marvin Gaye playing in the background.
by Shaft August 6, 2003
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Elvis Bath

When you don't have time to shower so you spray yourself with perfume or cologne. Elvis was famous for doing this.
I was on an airplane all night and had to get to my job interview immediately after landing so I had to give myself an Elvis bath in the airport bathroom.
by RedHotMamaTowns May 1, 2014
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Village Bath

When a group of family members take a bath together to avoid wasting water.

Both brothers and sisters bathe together and share a bathroom with eachother.

It's a group of poor kids in dirty bathwater taking a bath together in a room the size of a closet.
Mama Sherly screamed get in the bath kids, it's time for your monthly village bath.
by bjshhssh August 1, 2010
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Persian bath

When a group of Persian women/men lick you clean like cats.
After a long hard day I like to treat myself to a Persian bath.
by General Dismay July 23, 2015
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Whore's Bath

when you wash the necessary areas as a lady that are needed, such as your pits privates and face...commonly called pirates bath as well.
By the time we were done i was so tired i could only take a whore's bath before passing out.
by Platabbarbie September 20, 2009
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