glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.

Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

by Jared Prox May 8, 2007

Richard Bateman

An amazing person. Probably the best one you could ever meet! He's kind, loving and funny. He can show every emotion possible and can cheer you up whenever it is needed.

I guarantee it would be impossible for you to fine someone better than him. I count myself as being so very lucky that he is mine and that I am his.
Please be mine for the rest of my life! Marry me? We'll make a family?

I love you so much, Richard Eoin Bateman, it's hard to believe.

Please Richard Bateman, make me the happiest girl in the world!

by YourLorrylu October 19, 2011

Sam Bateman

The guy who thinks he is the the holy prophet of God but is not

Sam bateman is not the new Warren jeffs

by Billyz April 27, 2022

Bateman

Batmans retarded cousin. Bateman using his bate-a-rang to catch fish.

sweet throw bateman. Catch them fishes

by Roncoco August 23, 2017

barted

v., past tense; made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted on the test and blew it.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

bartender body

Where you have excess fat around your midsection because you drink everyday and sleep till 3pm not making it to a gym.

Is that a tire in her shirt?

"No bro she got bartender body "

by Ballenwv08 November 12, 2013

Shanah bartels money

It's a noun. Always, ALWAYS to be spent on Josh Maloney

Shanah bartels money was spent on Josh because she is a nice person

by Spend your money on me June 10, 2018