Ballchain

1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.

"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself? You fucking ballchain!"

by Barry Ballchain June 4, 2006

ballcuzzi

when some dude drops his sack (small enough to fit in a cup) in a cup of warm liquid (orange fanta is the best) while some chick is blowing air through a straw... its better when at the same time she gives your penis a good pull

Megan's breath smelled like Orange Fanta after she gave Oliver a ballcuzzi.

by Samyouel23 July 6, 2006

ballhugger

one who hugs balls; a hugger of balls.

So I know this kad named Jack, and he is the biggest ballhugger I know...

Jack is such a ballhugger that he hugs his own balls.

by KELLY AND SARAH January 15, 2004

Ballcuzzi

The act of diping your balls into a warm cup of water while your partner takes a straw to blow bubblesinto the cup making, it a ballcuzzi.

Babe my nuts are feeling a little tense, how about a ballcuzzi

by matt and devin December 13, 2006

ballchin

n. the biggest fag possible

Palmer was a ballchin last night when he drank his Pedilyte during his poker game

by Uncle duck November 21, 2006

ballhonk

A douche bag, ass-wipe, or dink-wad. An annoying MF.

That ballhonk cut me off.

Fred at work is always stepping on my toes. He's a real ballhonk.

by Ed B. Williams April 19, 2007

Slovakian Ballcock

When a guy's balls are used instead of a ballcock (mechanism for filling water tanks)

Bro I almost drowned doing the Slovakian Ballcock

by DDistrict December 10, 2022