Bag

An excessively lazy or obese person. Someone who sits around all day and does nothing.

Someone who, instead of doing something productive, not only doesn't accomplish anything, but loses respect and tells in the process.

A person who is stingy.

Joe, you are a complete bag today.
Get up and do something you lazy bag.
Bags really irritate me, they never get anything accomplished.
Andre quit being a stingy bag and asking for gas money.

by Maximillian Alwens January 14, 2009

A bag

A bag is a person (usually female) with an amazing body, fit, voluptuous if I may, but the face looks like a potato: anything bellow the neck is a no no.
Therefor when proceeding to have sexual intercourse, you put a bag over the persons face to shield your eyes from it,
Any type of bag is fine as long as its thick and breathable!

person 1: "OMG that girl has a nice body"
person 2: "waw your right let me call her so she can turn around!"
**calls her and she turns around**
both of them: "LORD HAVE MERCY SHES A BAG!!"

by daddypuffpuff October 14, 2019

BAG

BAG (noun) Big Ass Gun. Any big gun on a first person shooter.

That douche bag killed me with his BAG

by Alex Wagner March 16, 2008

Bag

Used as a substitute for the word weed or pot around adults.

Mom: Hi Johnny how was your day at school?
Johnny: Good.
Bicycling Paperboy: Hey, Johnny.
Johnny: You still owe me that bag!!!

by Tyler Vicious July 11, 2008

Bag

Southeastern Kentucky slang for the male scrotum. It was derived in Corbin, KY.

Her man came home and caught me having sex with his wife. When he chased me out of his house, I was naked and snagged my bag on the fence.

by HAROLDHONEH March 11, 2010

bag

Small ammount of marijuana

see "sack"

Did John ever pickup a bag last night?

by skrilla February 15, 2003

bag

BAG Shorten For Brave And Good

Time are hard you bag it.
Win by bag it.
Hold it down and bag it.
Keep it real by bag it.

by MagicMan :No1 April 15, 2008