banging the queen

The act of hooking up with a person soley for the story. The origin of the phrase "Bang the Queen" references the Queen Elizabeth II of England. Now, there is no way any rationale man (or lesbian) would want to have sexual intercourse with that women. Picture her naked. All wrinkly and sagging. It's just plain nasty. Time has ravaged her once attractive, though inbred, body. However, upon learning that she is the Queen of England, she becomes instantly worth sleeping with. Why? Because you could tell people who you just banged.

You: What's up, Buddy?
Buddy: Nothing. Where were you last night? I called you, but you didn't pick up your phone.
You: I was banging the queen
Buddy: Who?
You: I was banging that chick with no legs
Buddy: You banged that chick in the wheelchair?
You: Yeah.
Buddy: Nice man. She is hot. No legs though, but still hot. Great Story.

by The One True God May 3, 2006

budging

To move from ones current position. To budge.

Used to implore someone to move - "Will you please budge over." reply "I'm budging over aren't I?"

Also used in a negative - "This screw is rusted solid it won't budge." reply "That's going to take some budging."

by ctdf April 18, 2006

badingding

nickname for rednecks, inbred, three toes, trailer park trash, white trash, and peoples who's family tree resembles a telephone pole

Why is it that the media always finds the biggest badingding to interview after a tornado!??

by JTP3 November 7, 2007

paper bagging

putting a bag over an ugly girls head in order to not see her face during sex

Paper bagging that hoe would be a good idea before banging her.

by jman82589 December 4, 2007

Hanging and Banging

Similar to friends with benefits. Friends who just hang out and bang. Friends who are normal friends but also have sex with each other.

Hey I'm bored and horny, how about some hanging and banging?

by Lizard5063 December 13, 2016

Banging

The process of having sexual intercourse

"Did you know Jordan, Mark, and Tom were banging eachother?"

by Alex D 311 April 8, 2008

speed bagging

To diddle the clit rapidly until orgasm. The act takes on the visual of a boxer hitting the speed bag. Also known as "speed bagging the clit" or "speed bag the clit"

You say you're eating her out yet no orgasm yet? Are you not speed bagging her? Well, then there's your problem, many women need their clit speed bagged to reach orgasm.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009