Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

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Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!

2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!

by Striz January 20, 2009

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LAW OF ATHLETE

the standard or mode of action used by athletes to maximize their talents and create opportunities to reach their success beyond athletics.

The law of athlete provides standards for athletes to use beyond their athletic career.

by TheCreatorLOA November 12, 2020

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Athlete

Someone who can do anything.

An individual who has a constant urge to send it.

When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.

Rapid finesser

A great way to stroke the ego

Shapeshifter

Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.

Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?

by Splash King May 12, 2022

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Go You Athletic Team

Short for GYAT, a saying that is used by coaches, teachers, and more to give motivation to a team playing a game, such as basketball.

Bob: "Hey coach, did you know that GYAT means "Go You Athletic Team"? You should tell that to the girls team playing basketball over there for motivation!"
Coach: "Alrighty!"
Coach: "GYAT! GYAT! GYAAAAAAATTTT!"

by CheeseWasHere February 23, 2024

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