AssPackistan

Where gay people come from. Dudes only though.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute.
Dude: Sorry babe, but he's from AssPackistan.
Girl: What?
Dude: He likes his ass packed.....Der. Dumb Bitch.

by CrispyD November 10, 2007

asspirating

When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.

"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."

"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"

by bahhhhhrooke June 27, 2005

asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 22, 2008

asspickle

other: ass pickle,ass-pickle

origin:Florida,Tampa area, Riverview

creators:Eric Fe******s, and Marcell Ja**s

Deffinition: A ubercocky participant in an on-line FPS game (usually Halo 2)who pownes and is powned frequently and is a sore looser/winner that will complain about being powned or will rub the fact that he/she pownedyou.

Asspickle:dOOd, i #0#411"/ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/\^
(dude ,I totally powned ur arse man)
actually
skilled
player: F*ck you 1337 wannabe noob douche

Asspickle:i 57!1_1_ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/.....
(I still powned ur arse ma(n).....)
-asspickle player is sniped in back of head while trying to figure out his lame 1337 translation sheet from http://dum.asspickle.noob (or similar wannabe noob site)

by Eric F. July 16, 2008

asspenny

The lowest common denominator of ass-product. Smallest measure of a piece of shit.

He's not even a piece of shit, he's just an asspenny!

by Jonas VanSpreckles May 15, 2007

asspee

what you get when you don't cyber (smelly, sticky, gross - yet fun)

pezz and skroo were cybering and thus did not transfer asspee

by blackwave September 23, 2003

Asspie

A pie that was set on an ass blanket

Would you eat an asspie?

by Sandy February 18, 2004