Apple

Why the fuck are you searching for the word Apple? Either you mean the company that makes electronics or the fruit.

Either way, you're fucking stupid if you don't know what an apple is.

1.I'm not a motherfucking idiot and I like to eat Apples.

2. I love my Apple IPad!

by Tmoneu October 19, 2013

Apple

When you look up pineapple and want to see what happens when you look up apple

Josh: iMa cHeCk wHat ApPle sAyS

by Apple idiot December 20, 2018

Apple

1) Fruit that grows on trees

2) Company founded by Steve Jobs and is now owned by Tim Cook

1) Mmmmm... This apple is so tasty

2) Apple is the company that created the IPhone

by MutsKun November 9, 2016

apple

1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington.
2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe?
2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Apple

Why the fuck are you looking up this definition?

Guy 1: The apple is a fruit.

by ALivingTree15 May 7, 2017

apple

when used properly you make a hole on the side of the apple and then make a small indention in the top. the top is where you put the "weed" it acts like a bowl when to cheap to buy a pipe. and then you light the weed and put your mouth on the hole, and then suck(:
hahahahaha

tara: mmmmm i love me some apples!(:
pickle: no duh! doesn't everyone!:D

by jingles McPuffpuff May 16, 2008

Apples

A secret inside term for sex.

can be altered by other words to make it funnier

"I buy apples from the girls over there"

"damn i am horney, i need apple martinis badly."

by Aisu Karasu February 22, 2009