Apple

When you look up pineapple and want to see what happens when you look up apple

Josh: iMa cHeCk wHat ApPle sAyS

by Apple idiot December 20, 2018

Apple

What are you fucking stupid? You eat these things and it tastes good so why wonder what it is?

I’m hungry for an apple

by The obnoxious smartass February 6, 2019

apple

when 2 guys go in the bedrooom and pull down their pants and stare at both of their steamy balls and cocks for exactly five minutes and 2 seconds then they go in 69 position and suck eachother

silly: lets do the apple
bobby: oh yes daddyyyyyy lets go

by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022

apple

1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington.
2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe?
2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Apple

Why the fuck are you looking up this definition?

Guy 1: The apple is a fruit.

by ALivingTree15 May 7, 2017

apple

when used properly you make a hole on the side of the apple and then make a small indention in the top. the top is where you put the "weed" it acts like a bowl when to cheap to buy a pipe. and then you light the weed and put your mouth on the hole, and then suck(:
hahahahaha

tara: mmmmm i love me some apples!(:
pickle: no duh! doesn't everyone!:D

by jingles McPuffpuff May 16, 2008

Apples

A secret inside term for sex.

can be altered by other words to make it funnier

"I buy apples from the girls over there"

"damn i am horney, i need apple martinis badly."

by Aisu Karasu February 22, 2009