Anal Reed 

The reed of a musical instrument such as an Oboe, Clarinet or Saxophone that was once inside a living creatures Anal cavity.

Anal Reed

Faggel: Hey Bi-Boy do you want to try out my Oboe?
Bi-Boy: Ya sure (Takes Oboe and plays a couple notes)
Faggel: Oh and by the way I stuck the reed to my Oboe that you're playing with up my Anal cavity.

Anal Reed by ElBarrioDeMuchoDias August 5, 2012

Anal Bugs

Them little niggas that'll crawl up yo soggy asscrack.

"Oh shit, those anal bugs are having a fucking tea party in my asshole."

Anal Bugs by quasdn July 13, 2015

anal kazoo 

The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.

Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.

anal kazoo by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory by Cpumaster February 12, 2015

Anal Cave 

A man/woman who allows many cocks to keep warm inside his/her asshole.

Someone who gets fucked in the ass several times.

"Robby was being such an anal cave at the party last night!"

"Dude, quit being such an anal cave everytime we go to the gay bars."

"It was amazing! Rachel is the ultimate anal cave!"

Anal Cave by Dr. Big Dick April 2, 2009

anal muff 

Pubic hair surrounding ones asshole.

"Pearls anal muff left scabs on my cock after trowing her an ass pounding."

anal muff by gj6kings November 15, 2005

Anal Ooopsie Daisy 

The unfortunate and very painful "accident" that occaisionally occurs during passionate love making where the mans penis exits the vagina and is forcefully reinserted into the rectum.

Lori: Hey Tiffany, last night me and Tommy were sloppy drunk and going at it and his penis slipped out of my coochie and went streight into my butt hole! The most painful thing EVER!!!!!!! He says it was an accident."

Tiffany: Ouch! Just hearing it makes my butt hurt! All men say it was an "accident"....don't believe it. I think he pulled the old Anal Ooopsie Daisy on you girl."

Anal Ooopsie Daisy by cheer1 December 27, 2012