shloppy seconds

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.

g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone

by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008

Just a second

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.

Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.

by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019

obamium the second

the matierial that contains the most obama in the world

obamium the second has been found in 2066 after the big explosion of obama

by The bored asian kid in class January 22, 2021

second monitor

male birth control

A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.

by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022

november second

The day of love ❤😘 spread love to those you love including family 👨👦👧👩👴👵 feedings and 👱bfs and 👱 ♀️Gfs. And if you oy don't have a gf or bf you will b the end of the day

November second you day of love ❤😘.....

by Jaccelyn October 31, 2019

Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019

Dirty Seconds

Snapping up a chick whose has been with other dudes

My best friend’s is bangin my ex Chloe. He got my dirty seconds

by puZslayer69 January 8, 2020