Gentleman's Trifecta

Puking, pooping and ejaculating either simultaneously, or in sequence.

Woke up this morning after a long night of drinking. I had to complete the Gentleman's Trifecta, and now I'm late for work.

by The VVintergeist February 25, 2014

Gentleman’s Library

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.

I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief

I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime

by Vasis March 24, 2011

Gentleman's Cocoa

According to a skipper Rossage (a self confessed ladies man with a penchant for young ladies and quiche) on a recent Hen Party on a yacht in the Isle of Wight a "Gentleman's Cocoa" is slang for a male masturbation.

Skipper Rossage told us that men on average have FOUR "Gentleman's Cocoa"'s a day!
or that Skipper is a "Gentleman's Cocoa"

by Darcy2878 July 16, 2009

Gentleman's beverage

General term for an alcoholic beverage. An eloquent way of saying "beer" or "drink". Often used by military personnel stationed in Japan.

"Dude, it's only noon but I feel like having a gentleman's beverage..."

"Man, work today was so stressful...I need a gentleman's beverage"

by SerranoCronley January 3, 2009

gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012

Gentleman's adjustment

A polite British term for masturbation

William has just gone for a gentleman's adjustment

by xGryph September 19, 2015