Freedom Fried

The state of US democracy after four more years of bush.

Civil liberties were freedom fried by the latest Ashcroft bill.

by jon January 18, 2004

chocolate freedom

A dessert served in the White House. Also, the staff's code name for the president.

Zach Galifianakis asks the White House staff, "Is Chocolate Freedom your code name for the president?"

by Vanilla Kisses October 15, 2014

jack freedom

The ability to masturbate without fear of recourse

He was happy to be living in the basement, as it allowed him jack freedom without fear of onlookers.

by Jack Freedom May 10, 2014

Freedom Wank

When a relationship is dead & buried, release those feelings of sadness & heart break...
Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!

Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.

Guy 1: Dude, are you o.k? You were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.

Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!

by Fake_SJB October 15, 2010

freedom soda

a french variant of italian soda. consists of torani syrup, soda water, ice, and milk.

The "freedom" moniker is used because calling it "french" would be unamerican.

Like the freedom enjoyed by this drink's namesake, Freedom Soda is best made from borrowed talent (ie, stolen ingredients)

A: hey R, did you check otu the cherry vanilla freedom soda?
R: yeah, it was the bomb

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 20, 2010

freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.

Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.

by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017

voiced freedoms

A term used to describe freely expressed thoughts, opinions, and beliefs without fear of retribution. Any of the opinions and beliefs voiced during practicing that right.

We are practicing the right to protect our voiced freedoms.

by The Ferocious Whomper January 4, 2023