Chrome Pony

When a gay cowboy sits on the trailer hitch of his Dodge dually during felatio.

We caught LeRon giving Cletus a Chrome Pony after the rodeo.

by Gnomesnatch September 23, 2016

Pony Punch

Similar to the donkey punch, but without penetration of any kind (but still with the punch).

Dude did you see Malcolm Reynolds dryhump that chick?

Yeah! He totally pony punched her!

by MacDeuce March 31, 2009

pony girl

A bondage chick who likes to wear pony gear like blinders, a bit, and a fake horse tail.

That chick likes it rough, she likes bein' my pony girl.

by Ledbatz February 3, 2006

bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.

I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

Petro the Pony

Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.

Not Petro the Penguin
Not Petro the Peacock
Not Petro the Puffer Fish
But Petro the Pony 🐴

by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 12, 2020

Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

grease pony

a slur. its just a slur. its a slur for something

did you see that kid? he’s a fucking grease pony

by WilburSootSimp October 13, 2022