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Freedom Fried

The state of US democracy after four more years of bush.
Civil liberties were freedom fried by the latest Ashcroft bill.
by jon January 18, 2004
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chocolate freedom

A dessert served in the White House. Also, the staff's code name for the president.
Zach Galifianakis asks the White House staff, "Is Chocolate Freedom your code name for the president?"
by Vanilla Kisses October 15, 2014
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jack freedom

The ability to masturbate without fear of recourse
He was happy to be living in the basement, as it allowed him jack freedom without fear of onlookers.
by Jack Freedom May 10, 2014
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Freedom Wank

When a relationship is dead & buried, release those feelings of sadness & heart break...
Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!

Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.
Guy 1: Dude, are you o.k? You were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.

Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!
by Fake_SJB October 15, 2010
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freedom soda

a french variant of italian soda. consists of torani syrup, soda water, ice, and milk.

The "freedom" moniker is used because calling it "french" would be unamerican.

Like the freedom enjoyed by this drink's namesake, Freedom Soda is best made from borrowed talent (ie, stolen ingredients)
A: hey R, did you check otu the cherry vanilla freedom soda?
R: yeah, it was the bomb
by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 20, 2010
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freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.
Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.
by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017
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5th Freedom

This is a freedom usually given to agents that have plausible deniability, which is to say that if captured, the government can deny any knowledge of the Cell's Existance.

The 5th Freedom level of operation gives the Cell the right to murder - among other things - in the name of the government for whom said Cell is working.
Comm. Central: "Alright, Agent, you're entering 5th Freedom Territory, do what you gotta do to get this information."
by HRTBREAK1 October 17, 2009
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