Zander

A male who has no penis and screams "EPIC WIN!" all the time to cover it up. He usually only has friends over the interent and wears the same clothes every day.

"I am so cool and you are such a loser! You are a fail! I am a win! HA!"

"Dude, you're such a zander!"

by Novemberfall January 19, 2010

Zand

Stinky. Smells like piss, shit or a combination of the two.

Jim:"yo, did you see Chas at the dance last night?"

Bob:"Yeah he was so zand."

Jim:"He stank?"

Bob:"Like shit in a vag..."

by Jerkythekid January 16, 2010

zandbergen

a thick piece of snot lodged in the upper quadrant of your right nostril,virtually untouchable by the human finger.

She caught me digging for a zandbergen,she was disgusted.

by corporate avenger July 27, 2006

Zander

He is a easy going person, but he is terrible at being aggressive and may be perceived as a Fag.

Zander is so funny and easy going.

by ohsnowes December 6, 2017

Zander

a guy with a little penis who is usually an asshole 99.9% of the time but can also be very charming .01% and super sweet he is also not too bad looking. He is very athletic, has super pretty eyes. He has lots of freckles on his face. He has a killer 6-pack. Zander is super funny and can always put a smile on your face. He knows how to talk to girls and by that i mean he repeats himself over and over again to different girls and makes them fall in love with him. He will take things way too far. and when he gets a good girl who really likes him he screws himself over and ruins everything between them. Almost sort of like a player.

That kid is so cute
"Yea but watch out he's a zander"

by chromehp March 6, 2018

zadoc

Zadoc is a stupid cunt with a tiny dick and is a Jew with a high ego

Zadoc is such a cunt

by Mjunglebee October 9, 2017

Zadorojny

1. In Russia, a very typical and common name. In the US, this is the name that only truly unique individuals have. These people are smart, funny, and will blow you away in bed - both literally and figuratively. Interestingly enough, people with this name are found to have sharper, faster-acting, and more receptive neurons that far outnumber those of their peers. They can also stand on their heads for longer periods of time.

2. A derogatory term worse than any other in existence. Not even comparable to ones like "fucktard", "assclown", "snailsucker", "pussyrubber", or even "cunt". A term to be used only by those that risk death by mutilation by the person being insulted.

1. "Wow! I've never met a more unique and truly amazing, fantabulous, and synapse-gifted person!"
"Oh, I know! She/He must be a Zadorojny."

2. "You should never have been born, you...you...fucking ZADOROJNY!!"

by imaretard February 4, 2009