Definitions by Jerkythekid

Zand

Stinky. Smells like piss, shit or a combination of the two.

Jim:"yo, did you see Chas at the dance last night?"

Bob:"Yeah he was so zand."

Jim:"He stank?"

Bob:"Like shit in a vag..."

Zand by Jerkythekid January 16, 2010

Split Ends 

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

Split Ends by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009