2 definitions by Jerkythekid

Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

by Jerkythekid November 28, 2009

Stinky. Smells like piss, shit or a combination of the two.

Jim:"yo, did you see Chas at the dance last night?"

Bob:"Yeah he was so zand."

Jim:"He stank?"

Bob:"Like shit in a vag..."

by Jerkythekid January 16, 2010