Yuppies

Hunter Biden

Yuppies say, “Buy my painting and send the money to the big guy.”

by Covfefe-Enjoyer January 11, 2024

Yuppy

a yellow belly city girl who is scared to breath air that smells like cow. yuppies are a common occurrence in California and many eastern states. yuppies can be described as squeaky, and usually have nice clothes. if a yuppy was to step in a puddle she would be sure to scream or cry. refer to duck dynasty.

guy one: omg that girl is such a wimp! it's just a little dust!!!
guy two: ...yuppy
Yuppy girl: EEEEK! dirt! I'm going to DIEEE!
guy one & two: YUPPY.

by Randomchao5 December 13, 2019

yuppie

a city boy or a city girl a person that is really preppy

ah man get that yuppie outta here

by brennen is me October 2, 2020

Yuppy

A man who is tooken advantage by other men, basically a pussy ass nigga.

Guy #1 "Ay bro u gotta dub I can borrow"
Guy #2 "Yeah here you go"
Guy #1 "Ay lemme get ride homie I'll give u gas money"
Guy #2 "Nah dont worry bout it bro hop in I got u"
Guy #1 cousin " U headed to the store?"
Guy #1 "Yeah, what u want?"
Why #1 cousin "Get me a pack of honey bourbon backwoods"
Guy #1 "Man I ain't got no money, oh hold on Ima let that yuppy ass nigga buy em for me"

by TurbanG4ng100 March 29, 2019

Yuppy

(Noun) Describes a person who has lived in a big metropolis or city their entire life and has no common knowledge of country living.

Brandy didn't know that deer crossing signs were where they most commonly cross, not where you want them to cross, what a yuppy.

by JeepGirl2020 February 8, 2020

Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer

“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”

by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025

Yuppie

Slang for a Young Upwardly Mobile Professional. Many people are saying that the U means Urban, they're wrong. This is most easily disproven by the fact that a commonly used synonym was Yumpie which included the initial for Mobile. Usually people labeled as yuppies are hippie adjacent and profess progressive values on every axis except fiscal.

Growing up amongst a whole bunch of hippies, I was instilled with a healthy distrust of the goddamn Yuppies who act fiscally progressive but perpetuate the entire system of exploitation. As much as hippies suck, yuppies are even worse.

by RevWroth May 2, 2024