by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021
Get the Your Mommug. 1. A very nice lady that makes meals for you and your family. Acts like she enjoys your friends company more than your's.
2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".
2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".
by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021
Get the Your Mommug. A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.
idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI
guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI
guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.
by bizzenboom April 28, 2014
Get the your mommug. Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.
Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!
Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight
Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!
Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight
Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022
Get the your mommug. The best answer to any possible question or comeback
Teacher: what is the square root of 69
Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night
Teacher: stop! that is enough!
Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!
Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot
Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom
Teacher: what is the square root of 69
Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night
Teacher: stop! that is enough!
Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!
Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot
Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom
by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019
Get the Your Mommug.