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someone who’s so painfully wrong and stupid
nivid is being such a yonk tonight
Yonk by swagabelly March 17, 2022
Sometimes referred to as the “Yoinky Sploink” is what folks from the 205 call an unknown substance that has someone all over the place. It can also be used when someone don’t know the name of a drug.
Derrick: Aye man what’s with dude over there? He moving wild right now.
Chris: Oh don’t mind him man he just if that Yoinky.
Derrick: That who?
Chris: You know? That Yoinky Sploink?
Derrick: Ohhhh I gotchu now.
Yoinky by CoCo04 March 30, 2022

Shred On The Yoinky 

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off
A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

Shred on the yoinky 

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument
"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

Shred on the Yoinky 

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.
"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."
I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks
yonk by melissa May 25, 2003