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Xander

Is a sex God and is a weird kinda guy but is nice to be with be is funny and cool he has a dark sense of humor but he can make it work he does stupid stuff a lot and when he gets hurt he laughs it off he likes to chill with Friends and play games with them
I love you xander
by Skyler chardonnay June 30, 2019
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Xander

dude did you see Xander kick that guy yesterday
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Xander

He's a funny friend, that will make you laugh until you can't breathe, although he's sensitive and sometimes it's a bad thing, but he's a fun joyful friend you'll love to have as a friend, but if you wrong him, he won't just forget about it, he'll hold that grudge. He'll be loyal as can be.
Person 1; Oh look it's Xander!

Person 2: Oh damn there's a real friend
by Alexkin March 8, 2022
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Xander

A GAY FuCK that will occasionally lie on your lap. He normally hangs out with girls and desperately wants a girlfriend. He is not very resilient and will DOB on you. he will cry from the easiest things.
WOW!! he is a real Xander
by NOBULLYBRO June 17, 2019
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xander

xander is een kanker mongool.
Hey daar heb je xander, hij is echt een kanker mongool.
by Broodje November 23, 2021
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Xander

His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.
“Xander is so hot 🥵”
by 1010789 February 23, 2024
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Xander

Sociopathic man who is manipulative and selfish. Also very short and fat.
You are such a xander.
by B3lac724 June 23, 2024
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