xander bierhaus

Hot and sexy individual who is really good at yoga and enjoys long walks on peoples daves

Xander bierhaus. Wow

Xander.

by Bigpehehe February 16, 2023

Xander Simmonds

Absolute legend at Basketball due to AUSA Membership. Can be caught rizzing HH around the clock.

That kid Xander Simmonds is rizzing up HH.

by Susbus123 October 17, 2023

Xander Taylor

Loves diddy partys and large meat in there mouth, The enjoy it in the butt and are super homosexual! there also built like a garden gnome if it hads aids.

Your gay? Like xander taylor?

by Diddy122 March 24, 2025

Xander czarnecki

Cuck gooner wears a shiesty in his own house and sits in tha basement on ft wit Aaron diggs

Xander czarnecki is a gooner cuck

by Claudia the cuck May 15, 2025

Big Chungus 3 Return of Xander Cage

The 3rd game in the Chungus trilogy. After Big Chungus is defeated buy his rival Elmer Fudd bad stuff starts happening. So now Homer Simpson is left to save the entire galaxy from Thanos, Xander Cage, and The villan from the last two Big Chungus games, the evil Elmer Fudd who is working with Thanos to find the 7 behind the meme stones scattered across the galaxy and use them to eradicate all thicc rabbits. As Homer you must find Big Chungus who went hiding on the planet of Despacito 2 after his fight with Elmer Fudd and together Homer and Big Chungus will try to get the Behind the meme stones before Thanos’s minion Xander Cage gets them. The game has already won game of the year and its on PS4, XBOX ONE, and Nintendo Switch.

Big Chungus 3 Return of Xander Cage

by Big Chungus9000 January 18, 2019

Pulling A Xander

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1. The act of disappearing for an indeterminate amount of time with little to no warning.

2. Disappearing without a trace and possibly not returning.

Person 1: Where did <insert name here> just go?

Person 2: ehhh, they're probably pulling a Xander.

by shadowrunner86 November 11, 2016

The Xander Mosley Effect

When, in a desperate bid for the slightest shred of attention, one attempts to emulate Ben Shapiro in every way, while appropriately remaining as ignorant as possible. Common signs include sharing PragerU and Turning Point USA videos, as well as complaining about cancel culture or political correctness. The subject may also exhibit extreme disdain to LGBTQ+ people for existing, or coat themselves in Trump merchandise as a defensive mechanism to sidestep the societal requirement to develop a personality. The term applies doubly so when one is gay until the second that Donald J. Trump is sworn into office. Derived from the name of conservative thinker/writer and professional dipshit Xander Mosley.

Wait, so you're saying Jacob was gay until Trump took office and now he said he was straight on Louder with Crowder? Sounds like that guy's got a serious case of the Xander Mosley Effect.

by VicePresidentWalterMondale February 14, 2021