Xander

Xander is kewl dude. Very weird. VERY WEIRD!

Person 1: Hey is that a Xander?

Person 2: Is he acting WEIRD?

Person 1: yep

Person 2: That's a Xander.

by Hijsiisjsusus November 9, 2022

xander anderson

Total fucktard that knows fuck all about hockey.

I Xander Anderson on a NHL Facebook page. fucktard silly fuck salad tosser

by DillpicklesNrice February 23, 2017

Xander

Xander is a sexy guy. He is popular and is sometimes shy. He has trouble asking out girls and he should just go for it. All the girls love him. Xander can be sweet and sensitive, but also full of sarcasm. He can either me snarky or nice when flirting. If a Xander is reading this he should ask out a hot girl named Lane. They are a perfect couple.

" Xander is soooo hot I wish he would ask me out " - every Lane ever

by 11908 September 7, 2021

Xander

A GAY FuCK that will occasionally lie on your lap. He normally hangs out with girls and desperately wants a girlfriend. He is not very resilient and will DOB on you. he will cry from the easiest things.

WOW!! he is a real Xander

by NOBULLYBRO June 17, 2019

xander

xander is een kanker mongool.

Hey daar heb je xander, hij is echt een kanker mongool.

by Broodje November 23, 2021

Xander

Sociopathic man who is manipulative and selfish. Also very short and fat.

You are such a xander.

by B3lac724 June 23, 2024

Xander

His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.

“Xander is so hot 🥵”

by 1010789 February 23, 2024