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XBOX live

A place which has been invaded by 9-year-olds who are ultra-Master Chief fans and sound like Chipmunks, speak non-stop, rap, call people niggers for whopping 'em, sing, say brainless, retarded things about your mum, curse like sailors and like to they're "de best on de whole XBL" but get whopped all the time. but everyone else is OK.
(please note that not all 9-year-olds are like this, thank the lord)
idiot 9-year-old: PWNED U!

teen: "Kills 9-year-old with no effort what so ever"

idiot little kid: FUK U! UR MUM SUKS PEOPLE OFF ALL DE TIME!

teen: Yes, we know you're a little retard, now STFU and reach puberty.

idiot little kid: FUK U NIGGA, I WILL FUKING PWN U FOR DE REST OF UR LIFE!

teen: Fuck off XBOX live and get a life, when I was your age I had a PS1 and a portable-TV and couldn't believe how lucky I was, kids of the '90s got out more. Oh I pity the kids of the 2000's, I really do.

idiot little kid: FUK U! I DIDN'T ASK 4 UR FUKING LIFE STORY!

teen: And I didn't ask a little retarded baby like yourself to come on XBOX live, fuck off and speak to me when your balls drop.

idiot little kid: FUK U CU..! "teen blocks 9-year-old and files a negative review and complaint against him"
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xbox fanboy

by PeaTearGriffin April 21, 2005
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Xbox Live

Microsoft's online gaming service for their console system the "Xbox." Living up to it's title "the best online gaming service," Xbox Live offers a variety of games including Counter Strike, Rainbow Six 3 and Halo 2. It offers clan services, a friends list, messaging system, a voice-headset communicator, online alerts and more. You can play with anyone from just about anywhere around the world.

It does have it's ups and downs. There are some Xbox Live gamers who act immaturely, but they can easily be overlooked. Thanks to the muting system, you can mute that kid who sings everytime he talks. (Then again, you can just tell him to shut up.) Xbox Live really allows Xbox owners to get the most out of their games.
Joe: I just killed you on Halo 2 last night. Do you know what that means, Daniel?

Daniel: Yes, a deal is a deal, and if it must be so then I will put on a ballerina's tu-tu and sing twinkle-twinkle little star into my webcam. Then I will send the video to everybody I know thus putting me in the middle of a humilation frenzy.
by Mehro November 8, 2004
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xbox fanboy

One who, most likely, does not have the mental capacity to learn how to spell 'consoles.'
Me: Oh, so you're an Xbox fanboy?
Dumbass: Yes, I am! *falls down, dead*
Me: Hah! Thats what you get!
by Du Rag April 3, 2005
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Xbox Ambassador

An Xbox Ambassador is simply volunteer support for the Xbox Community. No, Xbox Ambassadors do NOT work for Microsoft.
Xbox Ambassador: I work for Microsoft, I'll ban you!
Guy1: You don't work for Microsoft.
Guy2: Shut up pussy.
by Mr. HappySauce May 25, 2014
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Xbox Live Bestfriend

A person who you met over xbox live but you feel as if you found your best friend in the whole entire world! You and that person can talk about anything and laugh at everything. You text and talk and wish that you lived side by side. You and your xbox live best friend thinks they were seperated at birth.
xbox user 1: They talked all day yesterday and text all the time. Are you sure they arnt related?

xbox user 2: nope they have never met (or have met once)

xbox user 1: Ohh then they are just xbox live bestfriends
by TFOGCNiki,heyitsniki7 December 11, 2009
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xbox orgy

To have 3 or more xboxs hooked up to xbox live at one time at a specific location.
We just had the biggest xbox orgy ever.
by Alex Bell March 20, 2008
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