Whaft shaft

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money

a: "How's it going with your girlfriend?"
b: "It was just a WOFTAM!"
a: "Shame."

by JirasMan February 20, 2017

Wafty

A term for gay sex on drugs.

Misses is out for the afternoon, I'm at home! Who fancies coming round and getting wafty?

by Grammarian90 May 20, 2017

WOAT

Worst Of All Time

Chris Enos is the WOAT

by EnWoat August 20, 2017

wolftoe

To stab your partner while they're sleeping with a jagged uncut toenail.

My foot is bleeding because I got wolftoed in bed last night.

by sunbeam the cat May 2, 2018

woat

woman of all time

she is a woat

by northchar March 8, 2018

Woat

Worst of all time

I don't want to play fortnite with Zach. He's the woat...

by Tjs11 August 5, 2018