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Speed Wiping

Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010
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John Willing

A douche that will break a girl's heart.
Stephanie: Hey have you met john willing yet?
Miranda: Yeah! He's a total douche! He told my sister to give him a bj and then left!
Stephanie: Wow, what a cunt!
by Shelbitch November 25, 2013
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dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
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Paul Willingham

A genuinely awesome person and a dank memester.
-Watcher of memes
-Judger of steam games
-Stabber of backs
"Paul Willingham is a dank memester."
by Badunf February 5, 2017
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Astoria Willing

A beautiful independent women that will stick by you till the end. She loves her friends and cares about everyone.
Astoria Willing is so nice I wish she was my friend
by BUTTERFLIESRULE May 13, 2018
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Curtain Wiping

When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.
I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.
by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018
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ash wiping

when you are wiping your ass from back to front. so all the shit lands on a males ballsack and sits there forever until turned to ashes and fell off. (some people do this btw)
Ash wiper: Dude i hate this toilet paper, i need to switch technique to not have shit on my ballsack

Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?

Ash wiper: i just told you

Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass

Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack

Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)

Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.
by z3da October 17, 2019
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