Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010
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Miranda: Yeah! He's a total douche! He told my sister to give him a bj and then left!
Stephanie: Wow, what a cunt!
Miranda: Yeah! He's a total douche! He told my sister to give him a bj and then left!
Stephanie: Wow, what a cunt!
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When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
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by Badunf February 5, 2017
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by BUTTERFLIESRULE May 13, 2018
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by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018
Get the Curtain Wiping mug.when you are wiping your ass from back to front. so all the shit lands on a males ballsack and sits there forever until turned to ashes and fell off. (some people do this btw)
Ash wiper: Dude i hate this toilet paper, i need to switch technique to not have shit on my ballsack
Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?
Ash wiper: i just told you
Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass
Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack
Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)
Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.
Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?
Ash wiper: i just told you
Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass
Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack
Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)
Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.
by z3da October 17, 2019
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