Web Geek

A personal that is addicted to being on the internet. They typically are either on a social network or online game more time during the day than doing anything else.

A web geek can also be considered as someone who uses the internet to do most things, such as, research, buying clothes, food, electronics, cars, houses, and date.

Another example of a web geek is someone who knows everything there is to know about the internet, such as, how it started, it's history, it's protocols, and the best websites to visit.
"He is always on the internet."

"Yeah, I never see him doing anything else."

'He's such a web geek."
by Dregyn August 12, 2011
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Grey Web

The shady part of the internet. Not full on dark web but certainly questionable. The Grey Web is where you can find things like illegally powerful laser pointers that are mislabeled to appear safe, You can find nearly complete silencers for your gun that are labeled as "solvent traps", things like cell phone and WiFi jammers, and even erectile disfunction medications without a prescription. The Grey Web is where you get the types of things or information that is not illegal to possess necessarily but illegal to use, combine, or assemble.
"Where the hell did you get a universal key for a bulldozer dude?" I Found it on the Grey Web!
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
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spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance
ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts
by ray-ray91 August 18, 2006
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The Schumin Web

Both the most maddening and the most fascinating web page on the net. Owned by Ben Schumin, this web site features an array of mundane photo essays (including ones of Wal-Mart) an online newsletter, essays, and other such things
"The Schumin Web: The mundane and pintless have never been so fascinating."
by Dagon May 09, 2005
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Web Gem

An insanly sick play in baseball.
Now that was a web Gem
by G\\\'d up bout to beat up August 29, 2003
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Spiders Web

Having just relieved yourself in your hand; the act of then throwing your spunk across the room in the exact motion that Spiderman would release a web from his wrist.
Rob: 'I'm going out with this slaggy girl, she loves it when I Spiders web in her face'
by Clive Meanderson March 19, 2010
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web click

clicking on a web link
a link to a website or web page
Thanks for sending the funny web click.
I found the web click I needed.
I web clicked and found what I was looking for!
by kyenote January 13, 2007
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