Waahsturbate

Using one's tears as a lubrication for masturbation.

After my cat died, I started to waahsturbate on all of the walls

by nestlepeniscum March 4, 2009

waalkes

A) to fuck a vagina until it disapears
B) rip it and grip it
C) putting an object in ones peehole
D) do dance with ones pubes exposed particularly to Dan Gellerman

A) I waalkes'd my girlfriend last night
B) it speaks for itself
C) I waalkes with needles
D) I got waalkes'd yesterday it was icky

by BFB February 28, 2005

waak the daag

Used to described doing nothing and being bored doing it - part of the 'eliminate the L' campaign of speech impediment lingo.

Can be interpreted as 'Walk the Dog' (doing nothing) or 'Wack the Dag' (masturbating).

Is said with a Baaston slur (like the ad campaign for Maker's Mark which spelled the name Makeh's Maak)

See also: Cackwatch

What's up man?
Damn I'm sitting at home loaded waaking the daag to the TV.

by Booloo April 30, 2005

Waaah-nikin

That whiny little bitch from Star Wars episode II-III (discounting that ugly kid from ep. I) played by the fantastically wooden Hayden Christensen, who can actually act, but since George Lucas can't direct an actor (nor anything else) to save his life this is what mutated from that rule of thumb.

I hate you! - Waah-nikin, Ep. III
Look I'm conflicted. <makes weird faces>
Look I'm sad. <makes a pretty little tear>
Noooooooo! <cry even though you didn't give a shit about Padme in the first place>
No, that's impossible! - Waaah-nikin's spawn Luke Skywalker from ep. V Empire Strikes Back

by BlarneyDood July 15, 2008

WAaGHA

WAaGHA! an explosion of sounds to ennounciate excitement.

Holy shit WAaGHA!!!
Source: dominick, Nov 14, 2004

by James March 4, 2005

waaaaa

a sound dumb stupid fucking babies make

"waa waaaaa waaa waaaaaaaa" went the dumb small stupid not cool really ugly baby

by Airylist November 29, 2020

waaaawaaaa

The sound you make when someone takes candy from your poor, infantile, babyish ugly face.

Charlie: I'm hungry. Bitch, gimme that candy
You: No! I want my candy!
Charlie: BITCHGIMMEMAHCANDY (Takes candy from you)
You: Waaaawaaaa.
Charlie:Yeah, you bettah cry.

by Heywüd Jablowmee December 9, 2008