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Witch's Broom

The Witch's Broom is a term constantly referring to females with a penis. Such situations can derive from transexuals or natural defection at birth. When a witch rides her broom, the symbolism conveyed is that the part of the broom sticking out represents a penis from the side view, thus defining a female penis as a witch's broom.
Miyena has the largest witch's broom in the world with a penis that is 17 inches long, which James likes to play with.
by James Bowen April 6, 2008
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glass witch

1. a very rude, very basic individual that you can see right through, often associated with a basic bitch

2. also refers to someone who is a bitch but has never been caught in the act of being said bitch, thus being clear as glass of blame of their behaviour

3. also refers to a bitch/ rude person specifically female that sells meth (highest grade of meth (glass grade))
1. there is no point talking to her she is a glass witch

2. you can never catch her in the act, she's a glass witch

3. bro, that hoe sells the best shit, too bad she's a glass witch
by butterpat April 21, 2015
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Eggplant Witch

standing no taller than five foot one, she is an iconic history teacher at Rockport High School that roa.s the halls resembling a creature with the body of an eggplant and the head of a witch
Jonah: You see Mrs Herman today?

Sean: Dude she's a fuckin Eggplant Witch
by peskatarian February 18, 2019
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witch coven

This is a group that was devised by the Minecraft youtuber Joey Graceffa in the SMP X life. Currently, the members of the coven are all girls or gay boys. The covens main rival is the cult of jeremyism, the members of this cult refer to it as a religion but it is a cult no matter what they say.
In the witch coven Katherine is the dirt witch.
by Can Kendall have a solo December 6, 2020
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The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
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Witches brew

The cloudy substance created after somebody drinks a glass of milk and then proceeds to Fill the glass with water without washing it out
That weird mf charles drinks witches brew on the daily
by Sudanese charles March 23, 2021
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Pension Witch

An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.
Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?

Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.

Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.

Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.
by Spicy chicken fajitas May 11, 2021
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