what's your angle?

synonym of "What's your deal?"

the speaker is asking the other person what his/her intentions or motives are, often in a cynical manner.

Think of it like chess, what view do you have of the situation? What's you're perspective on it? What're you trying to accomplish?

*friend never hangs out with group*
friend: "hey you wanna come hang out at my place?"
me: "what's your angle?"

disclaimer: I've never used this, I just found it on twitter and wanted to define it for us out-of-the-loop-ers

by ayyeeelmao April 24, 2016

what a bite

1. that sucks - alternatively, what a bite! for when something really sucks

2. can also be used ironically, especially in conjunction with the word "wow!" or with a space between exclamation points and the word "bite", best utilized in the ironic sense when people are being drama

1. surfer dude: ughh i wanted to get sooo pitted out there today but the barrels were weak!
other dude: aw man what a bite dude

2. annoying student: i totally could've done better on this test if i studied! i only got a 91%!!
other student who is normal: wow! what a bite !!

by Mika&Riley October 29, 2015

white sriracha

A hot white person. A phrase commonly used by black folk.

" Hey Daquan, did you get a look at dat white sriracha in those yoga pants? I'd like ta tap dat."

by Chickadee82 July 2, 2016

Whatizap

pronunciation: Wha-tis-zap

A random mashing of words that someone said one day, when they met to say 'what time is it?' So now that's what it means. I think she was trying to say, "what's the time at?" idk. It kind of flows though.

"Yo Marsha, whatizap?"

"It's only 10:14."

by Abriel Ole October 19, 2016

Wholesome Hentai

The best thing that humanity has ever created.

Hentai is a genre of anime/manga that involves pornographic content.
Wholesome hentai is a hentai with a heartwarming plot.

Weeb 1: I just read a really fucked up hentai, it scarred me.
Weeb 2: Go read some wholesome hentai on r/wholesehentai, that might cure you.

by Bubblebody October 12, 2020

What’s crappening?

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

Who/Where/Whereself

A humorous response to reply with when somebody questions what your pronouns are.

“Hi, what are your pronouns?”

“I identify as invisible, so I go by who/where/whereself.”

“Bro what-”

by RubyJean_ February 14, 2023