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Walfare

The public assistance Walmart employees have to get because the store won't give them enough hours to qualify for health benefits.
My supervisor at Walmart won't let me work enough hours to sign up for company benefits. I guess I'll need to apply for Walfare instead.
by DrSamba March 28, 2012
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waif

man your girl if a fuckin waif
by unknown June 11, 2006
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waifty

Something that appears to be light in weight; a low density object that can easily be blown away.
The alient was waifty as a feather.
by the mead family dictionary March 19, 2010
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Schrodinger's Waifu

One who claims to both have a waifu decided and to have no waifu at all
My friend has Schrodinger's Waifu and he cannot decide on what to do

Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb
by Yung Lad October 22, 2020
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Wallflower Orgy

The act of collecting every last wallflower at a school dance or prom, cramming them into a van, sometimes (not always) involving several people making out with each other at any given time, typically lasting until the wee hours of the morning (or whenever curfew comes into play).
*NOTE* Wallfowers tend to have more dignity, or at the very least, be considerably more shy than the average "date". For this reason, Wallflower Orgies NEVER involve sexual intercourse, regardless of what the name may imply.
Ok, so Nick may have been a total nerd, but that wallflower orgy he had made me pretty jealous...
by Transformer April 28, 2005
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Waifu Dysphoria

An existential emotion describing one's loss of will to live after realizing they will never have a cute asian girlfriend.
He's never getting a girlfriend, he's going through Waifu dysphoria.
by NytheHeart November 27, 2017
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Walid (Gayboy)

The gayest guy you'll ever see, he would pay you to let him suck your cock and he kisses people's ass so much that he keeps a picture of a male ass in his pocket to practice with.
he' s such a Walid (Gayboy), tried sucking my dick the other day
by Miniali February 27, 2020
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