Vitamin S

Slang term for Skittles, since it bears the likeness of a vitamin or pill.

Mike grabbed a bag of Vitamin S on his way to the basketball game.

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

vitamin water

The most vile drink in the world it taste like liquified ass and moronic preps inhale it like a preist with holy water.

Prep1: man this is good stuff
Courtyard kid1: man that kid is retarted
Prep1: It's like the gods have smiled down upon us
Courtyard kid1: Hey you dubass prep go play in traffic its good for your health like vitamin water!
Prep1: Ok!
Courtyard kid1: (mutters) moron

by A martyr without a cause May 28, 2006

Vitamin P

pr0n. Pornography.
You know you need it.

The doctor put me on Vitamin P. It's good stuff, but sometimes it can take several hours to administer the correct dosage.

by The_Incubator August 16, 2003

Vitamun H

Vitamun H is coochie juice bottled up and sold. can be subsituted for any name.

I just made Hayley orgasm and i collected some vitamun H from her and now im gonna go sell some on the corner

by thepissoffer February 2, 2010

Vitamuffin

A muffin that has vitamins in it and is good for you.

I had to do a book report and vitamuffin was a word for vocabulary, guess who couldn't a definition.

by Kalactok December 30, 2010

Prenatal vitamins

Euphemism for birth control pills

Jack: Did you take your prenatal vitamins this morning, sweetheart?
Jill: No, I'm trying to trap you in this relationship by getting pregnant.

by RMEEEEEE October 19, 2011

weight smart vitamin

a woman who ingests ungodly amounts of syrup, and then counters this obese addiction with a weight smart vitamin...

Check out weight smart vitamin...she looks like a beached whale yo!!

by El Guapo April 14, 2004