Video Games

My life.

I play Call of Duty everyday, I play COD. Video games are my life.

by Bone_Co11ector November 21, 2016

Video games cause violence

Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.

Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY

Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.

by Random guy 54678 November 20, 2020

Video Mania

A webcomic site with very low fan base, not because their comics are bad, but because they arn't well known.
Plus the staff is kind of lazy.
www.vmania.com

"Video Mania r0x."

by Missy November 18, 2003

Video Game Welfare

A noun used to describe the tendency of certain competition-based video games to give extra help (such as rare weapons or tools) to the player in last place.

Anthony: Finally I beat you at Mario Race.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.

by marioracer December 28, 2009

video gamer x

A gothic-seeming Zelda-obsessed nerd with delusions of grandeur. May vacillitate between sexually harassing women and deciding to become one. Enjoys being fisted in the ass at any speed.

"Did you hear about that Video Gamer X?"

"No, why?"
"They got arrested for masturbating to the Zelda display in the Gamestop at the mall."
"Again?"

by everyechelonuserever September 6, 2014

Video Game Jetlag

the sensation of accidentally pressing a button that you meant for one game, but actually corresponds with another.

"Ah man why's you throw your grenade!" his friend replies. "I meant for it to knife: I've been playing destiny all day, i've got video game jetlag."

by DarudeSandstorm March 1, 2015

Video Chat

Also known as jacking off. Its when you have somebody in your room (usually dorm room in college) and you need to go and jack it because its that time of day when your roommate actually is at class and you have your own free time.

"Hey Nick can you go back to your room for a little bit, I'm gonna video chat real quick"
"Oh OK, yeah sure, i get it"

by redhawk9er October 24, 2009