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umph

strange sound uttered by raffiki looking beastly individuals during extreme physical or mental activity, or while consuming large amounts of Taco Bell, or while doing nothing
Yo man, sean was umphing all over my house the other day
by Seans a loser March 27, 2003
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Umpf

The sound a wretched whore makes after a swift strike to the vagina.
" Bitch! Where's my money?? ((kick at the uterus)) UMPF!!!"
by arbutifuls March 30, 2009
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umpa-lumpa

Jon Tilley is the quintessential umpa-lumpa
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Third-Umpire

Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.
Tom Cruise eating placentas is Third-Umpire.
by Sidhypes December 13, 2006
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Umpa-Lumpa

Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.
“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swingerroutine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”
by Mucho Mahs October 19, 2005
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Umped

Not being totally pumped... but almost pumped. Approximately 5/6th of being pumped.
I'm pretty umped for that party on Friday night.
by thewonton December 7, 2011
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AFL Umpires

Usually, a bunch of Umpires who know the rules and are most commonly known as the best in Australia.
Player: I had an umpire he was the best in Australia and knew all the rules, God those AFL Umpires are extremely good.
by THE BEST IN CAIRNS August 20, 2018
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