turd sculpture

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

bonus turd

When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.

Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

dino turd

A singular piece of poo that is of prehistoric magnitude comparable to that of a dinosaur.

Person 1: Oh my God man someone left a

dino turd in the toilet at work today!

I had to break it up with the plunger

before it could get it to go down.

Person 2: That's awful! You should find out

who it was and start calling them

T-Rex!

by shadowcon January 9, 2014

Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Toothpaste Turd

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Tweety Turd

Another name for that pitiful excuse for a used douche president Donald Trump.

I see that Tweety Turd now wants to create a Space Force just so that he can waste more of OUR money. Your tax dollars at work here folks.

by Telephony August 11, 2018

ghosting that dog turd

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018