Surf and turf toe

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole

That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.

by JoshBryan December 23, 2018

dervish turf

dervish turf is the stretch wherein exclusively dhulbahante live

dervish turf is the stretch wherein exclusively dhulbahante live

by readyforthemoon55 July 21, 2020

shark turf

Strong opp territory

Don’t be a fish swimming on shark turf

by Da Bishop April 20, 2022

Turf

A person who’s a bitch and ugly and feeds of off other people’s personality and actions because them their self is insecure

Shut up you turf

Turf much

by tylerh8 January 31, 2021

Surf N Turf

The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis

Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉

by PictouBay August 31, 2018

Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.

The surf and turf was deicious.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

artificial turf

Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.

Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf

by icrappedmyselftoday December 18, 2012