turd-conscious

to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.

if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.

i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.

by phil condit April 22, 2003

turdalicious

a word used to discribe an extra nasty looking object or thing.

you are looking extra turdalicious.

by susiekins July 8, 2007

turdage

A build up of crappy things.

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.

by RSyourself December 30, 2013

turdbagger

Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.

My teacher is such a turdbagger.

by Golden arrow January 3, 2016

Tudubuh

A word that can be used in the place of anything and everything.

Tudubuh is Tudubuh and that is why it is Tudubuh.

by My Name Was Stolen December 28, 2019

turd sculpture

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

bonus turd

When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.

Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010