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The Best thing that has ever been invented

You: what are you doing
Me: being forever alone
You: Ahhhhhhh Tumblr

Tumblr by Roxy3766 October 2, 2011

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one of the most addicting things in the universe. much better than facebook, which is filled with attention seekers and like whores. it is something you can post what you like and there will be people extremely similar to you.

person 1: are you still on tumblr!
person 2: ive been on for days!

person 2: why are you on facebook, tumblrs so much better.
person 1: just watching the attention seekers and like whores.

Tumblr by me forever June 23, 2013

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what justin lacosse goes on after masturbating with his own tears.

justin lacosse' tumblr entry: i just masturbated with my own tears because i go on tumblr, and i go on tumblr because i masturbate with my own tears.

tumblr by reesespeices511 January 29, 2012

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A website where porn makes up 80% of the content while the rest is cute pet videos, funny content, youtuber stuff and etc. Only 0.5% is used for serious stuff. It's also a place where people beg for notes and re blogs.

Tumblr User 1: OMG GOTZ TO POST SO MUCH PORNZ SO GOODZ.
Tumblr User 2: Mmm, this porn is fine enough to entertain my...viewers.
Tumblr User 3: OMG SO CUTE VIDEO GOT TO POST IT ON TUMBLR. WOW THAT IS FUNNY TUMLBR POST THAT TOO.
Tumblr User 4: REBLOGz and notes PLEZ

Tumblr by Karl Larkins February 17, 2015

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basically a shit ton fangirls, depressed teenagers, porn, and cool photography

Tumblr will take over your heart and your soul

tumblr by put a dick up your ass May 2, 2015

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A place that honestly has a worse rep than it deserves. Yes, some people are crazy and pull a bunch of weird bullshit, but the majority are really cool. Also there's @mod-lexi and @mod-parker who are honestly couple goals. Seriously, get a Tumblr

Person 1: Do you have Tumblr?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Because you need one

Tumblr by ParkerDR December 25, 2018

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1. A place for weirdos, rapists, rich people, murderers, and everyday folks to post whatever the fuck they want.
2. An addictive drug approved by the FDA
3. A website you don't want to go to unless you have hours on your hand

Everybody's on tumblr.
I was on tumblr and forgot to go to work for a week.
I went to rehab for my tumblr addiction.

tumblr by NelzO May 24, 2012